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Mind Over Matter
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” – Bernard M. Baruch
You Only Live Once
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West
I Have Not Failed
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas A. Edison
Dance Like Nobodys Watching
You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching, Love like you’ll never be hurt, Sing like there’s nobody listening, And live like it’s heaven on earth.”...
I Like Nonsense
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.” – Dr. Seuss
Don’t Cry Because It’s Over
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss
Success
“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.” – Henry David Thoreau
Be Yourself
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
Reach High
“The greater damage for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it it too low and we reach it.” – Michelangelo
Try, Try Again
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. – W.C. Fields